Tawdry let’s you get in touch with your dark side, explore society’s lurid underbelly, test your knowledge of humanity’s baser instincts, and revel in your own superiority when it comes to greed, lust, and vanity.

If you win, you’ll feel the exhilaration of being on top, tinged with only a little guilt about what it took to get there.

If you lose, you can smugly tell yourself that depravity is not your long suit and you’re a better person than the rest of them.

So, don’t put yourself through another boring party. When the conversation turns to federal debt versus tax cuts or local school board politics, drag out your copy of Tawdry and watch the gathering go from mundane to memorable.